A few things asked in an interview, surely they can’t be the RIGHT candidate!
1. “What is your company policy on Monday absences?”
2. “If I get an offer, how long do I have to take the drug test?”
3. “What do you want me to do if I can’t walk to work because it’s raining? Can you pick me up?”
4. “If this doesn’t work out, can I call you sometime?”
5. “Can we wrap this up pretty quickly? I have somewhere to go.”
Cool, but funny-shaped fruits and veggies:
Final Funny:
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes!